Toothbrush Salesman

The neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked, "Sir, would you like to buy a toothbrush for ten dollars?"

Aghast, the man said, "I should say not, That’s robbery!"

The salesman seemed hurt. "Well, then, how about a homemade brownie for five cents?"

This seemed fair, and the man handed a nickel to the salesman. Unwrapping the brownie, he took a bite; suddenly the man spit out the mouthful.

"Say," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like dirt!"

"It’s mud," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy a toothbrush?"