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Today's Funny ListMonday, February 06, 2012
Great QuotesQ: If you could live forever, would you and why? A: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but
we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all
over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that
but not with all
those flies and death and stuff." "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply
with the law." "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
your life." "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my
body." Translate this joke! |
